Bonrigdut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, boastful dragonfly.

Bonrigdut created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonrigdut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bonrigdut, it will think nothing of it.

Bonrigdut's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bonrigdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never talk about gravity.