Garyampang is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic toad.

Garyampang created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Garyampang, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Garyampang, she will destroy your favourite star.

Garyampang's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Garyampang's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never eat garlic.