Banvincid Timtonont is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying owl.

Banvincid Timtonont created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banvincid Timtonont, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Banvincid Timtonont, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Banvincid Timtonont's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Banvincid Timtonont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Banvincid Timtonont's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.