Jabcusslarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise deer.

Jabcusslarn created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabcusslarn, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jabcusslarn, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jabcusslarn's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jabcusslarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always obey Jabcusslarn's priests.