Gomlapdoss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced dove.

Gomlapdoss created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlapdoss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gomlapdoss, he will turn you into a duck.

Gomlapdoss' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gomlapdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Hide from black sheep for they are unholy.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not eat carrots.