Yimnadsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful zebra.

Yimnadsaw created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimnadsaw, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Yimnadsaw, she will turn you into a plant.

Yimnadsaw's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yimnadsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

5. Always take life seriously.