Tighadhak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, able whale.

Tighadhak created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tighadhak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tighadhak, she will manifest in front of you.

Tighadhak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Tighadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Always obey Tighadhak's priests.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never eat parsnips.