Nilgupwad is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing fox.

Nilgupwad created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilgupwad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilgupwad, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nilgupwad's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Nilgupwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Run away from cyan mice, for they are unholy.