Tendubyatyim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, slow turtle.

Tendubyatyim created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tendubyatyim, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tendubyatyim, it will turn you into a tree.

Tendubyatyim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tendubyatyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt birds.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must never eat tomatoes.

4. Hide if six ducks approach from the north.

5. Do not dye your hair green.
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