Yokkikdut is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sage clam.

Yokkikdut created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokkikdut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yokkikdut, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Yokkikdut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Yokkikdut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Yokkikdut.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.