Yokkikdut is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, sage
clam.
Yokkikdut created the Sun five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yokkikdut, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Yokkikdut, she will turn you into a blue tit.
Yokkikdut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Yokkikdut's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat figs.
2. Show mercy to disobedient children.
3. Worship no other gods but Yokkikdut.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Never play with disobedient children.