Tagdosstim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient dingo.

Tagdosstim created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdosstim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagdosstim, it will think nothing of it.

Tagdosstim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tagdosstim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Never think about nebulae.