Begbugyarl is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty sheep.

Begbugyarl created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Begbugyarl, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Begbugyarl, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Begbugyarl's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Begbugyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not listen to music.
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