Quambumfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, humorless owl.

Quambumfoss created the Milkyway twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quambumfoss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quambumfoss, he will jump up and down on your head.

Quambumfoss' most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Quambumfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not take Quambumfoss' name in vain.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.