Bunsidkin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, loving lion.

Bunsidkin created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsidkin, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bunsidkin, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bunsidkin's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bunsidkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Retreat if seven moths approach from the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never feed cucumbers to shrews while wearing cyan jumpers.