Govquaglik Hubjatstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive lobster.

Govquaglik Hubjatstan created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Govquaglik Hubjatstan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Govquaglik Hubjatstan, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Govquaglik Hubjatstan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Govquaglik Hubjatstan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Govquaglik Hubjatstan first in all things.

2. Run away from pink snakes, for they are unholy.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.