Metdimomin Hinabgodfen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured fish.

Metdimomin Hinabgodfen created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metdimomin Hinabgodfen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metdimomin Hinabgodfen, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Metdimomin Hinabgodfen's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Metdimomin Hinabgodfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never jump in the presence of swans.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.