Dibliggon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful guinea pig.

Dibliggon created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibliggon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dibliggon, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dibliggon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dibliggon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must love Dibliggon.

5. Do not make images of living things.