Buddumstafsawcepsoggemstik is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, flying toad.

Buddumstafsawcepsoggemstik created tapeworms nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddumstafsawcepsoggemstik, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Buddumstafsawcepsoggemstik, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Buddumstafsawcepsoggemstik's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Buddumstafsawcepsoggemstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about whales.

4. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

5. You must love Buddumstafsawcepsoggemstik.