Mansanflagnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous dryad.

Mansanflagnarl created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mansanflagnarl, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mansanflagnarl, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mansanflagnarl's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Mansanflagnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mansanflagnarl.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Never bounce near snakes.