Motkanstan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, cheerful naga.

Motkanstan created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Motkanstan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Motkanstan, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Motkanstan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Motkanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about gravity.