Dissmif Bidbellyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring newt.

Dissmif Bidbellyarl created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissmif Bidbellyarl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dissmif Bidbellyarl, she will send minions to preach to you.

Dissmif Bidbellyarl's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dissmif Bidbellyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Retreat if six cats approach from the west.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.