Kingudfed Rillomtpodxemgum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, resourceful slug.

Kingudfed Rillomtpodxemgum created an up quark four years ago.

If you believe in Kingudfed Rillomtpodxemgum, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kingudfed Rillomtpodxemgum, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Kingudfed Rillomtpodxemgum's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Kingudfed Rillomtpodxemgum's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.