Jamdabshav is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring mink.

Jamdabshav created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamdabshav, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jamdabshav, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jamdabshav's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jamdabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.
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