Gadflap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent clam.

Gadflap created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadflap, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gadflap, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gadflap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Gadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Gadflap loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not take Gadflap's name in vain.

5. Do not cook food in pots.