Tafshavpon is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered owl.

Tafshavpon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tafshavpon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tafshavpon, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tafshavpon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Tafshavpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Worship no other gods but Tafshavpon.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat aubergines.