Rowikquillbif is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic wombat.

Rowikquillbif created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Rowikquillbif, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rowikquillbif, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Rowikquillbif's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Rowikquillbif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.