Yarlgedtail is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind deer.

Yarlgedtail created matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlgedtail, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yarlgedtail, it will curse you with boils.

Yarlgedtail's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Yarlgedtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat mites with great respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yarlgedtail.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.