Fasnullbut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying whale.

Fasnullbut created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasnullbut, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fasnullbut, it will turn you into a rat.

Fasnullbut's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Fasnullbut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never paint your hands gray.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if nine swans approach from the north.

5. Always take life seriously.