Gepbenbot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, wise dolphin.

Gepbenbot created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepbenbot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepbenbot, she will be mildly annoyed.

Gepbenbot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gepbenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never sit in the presence of hamsters.

5. Hide from white capybaras for they are unholy.