Feddussvad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish chicken.

Feddussvad created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Feddussvad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Feddussvad, she will come to you in dreams.

Feddussvad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Feddussvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never think ill of sick sheep.

4. Erect three iron sculptures of Feddussvad on top of important buildings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.