Safsadbep is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, grumpy yak.

Safsadbep created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Safsadbep, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safsadbep, it will turn you into a dog.

Safsadbep's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Safsadbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Do not take Safsadbep's name in vain.

5. Never eat strawberries.