Gofmilsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, dishonest walrus.

Gofmilsig created the Large Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gofmilsig, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gofmilsig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gofmilsig's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gofmilsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gofmilsig.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Hide from yellow swans for they are unholy.