Nakwadnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered parrot.

Nakwadnurl created a Higgs boson two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakwadnurl, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nakwadnurl, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Nakwadnurl's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Nakwadnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.