Rentadsit is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, impressive donkey.

Rentadsit created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rentadsit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rentadsit, she will destroy your home solar system.

Rentadsit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Rentadsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Run away if four dolphins approach from the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Pray towards the east.