Godcedcimrawbig is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome donkey.

Godcedcimrawbig created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godcedcimrawbig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Godcedcimrawbig, it will not care.

Godcedcimrawbig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Godcedcimrawbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat spinach.