Vilyarpced is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, intelligent wren.

Vilyarpced created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilyarpced, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilyarpced, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vilyarpced's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vilyarpced's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses in need.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help rats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about dogs.