Hakrullflow is a god.
He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sage
unicorn.
Hakrullflow created matter three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hakrullflow, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Hakrullflow, he will turn you into a rock.
Hakrullflow's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.
Hakrullflow's Holy Commandments1. Retreat if seven turtles approach from the west.
2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Hakrullflow on top of all buildings.
3. Always help sick badgers.
4. Always help mites in need.
5. Do not chop down trees.