Sogflagzenquat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying hare.

Sogflagzenquat created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Sogflagzenquat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sogflagzenquat, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sogflagzenquat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Sogflagzenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews in need.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

3. Retreat if four nematodes approach from the west.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not covet oxen.