Dubparkyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy tapir.

Dubparkyarl created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubparkyarl, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dubparkyarl, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dubparkyarl's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dubparkyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sharks.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Hide if five geese approach from the west.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not take Dubparkyarl's name in vain.