Haddinsan is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm wren.

Haddinsan created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haddinsan, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Haddinsan, he will turn you into a frog.

Haddinsan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Haddinsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not eat beans.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. You must love Haddinsan.