Haddinsan is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, calm
wren.
Haddinsan created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Haddinsan, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Haddinsan, he will turn you into a frog.
Haddinsan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Haddinsan's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick moths.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not eat beans.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. You must love Haddinsan.