Taglenmap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring guinea pig.

Taglenmap created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taglenmap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Taglenmap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Taglenmap's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Taglenmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Fast once a month.