Wikhapjan is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, idiotic dragon.

Wikhapjan created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wikhapjan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Wikhapjan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wikhapjan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Wikhapjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Wikhapjan loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick ants.