Niglipcem is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, benevolent fly.

Niglipcem created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niglipcem, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Niglipcem, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Niglipcem's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Niglipcem's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never eat green fruit.