Gepgeprak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited dragon.

Gepgeprak created the Sol system four years ago.

If you believe in Gepgeprak, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gepgeprak, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gepgeprak's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Gepgeprak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.