Kapsafwab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humane cobra.

Kapsafwab created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kapsafwab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kapsafwab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Kapsafwab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Kapsafwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Do not hurt grasshopers.

3. Never talk about mice.

4. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

5. Run away if five pigs approach from the west.