Gofgablop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-powerful finch.

Gofgablop created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gofgablop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gofgablop, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gofgablop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Gofgablop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Gofgablop must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
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