Sidwapsak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, emotional wyrm.

Sidwapsak created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Sidwapsak, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sidwapsak, it will be very sad.

Sidwapsak's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Sidwapsak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three bats approach from the south.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sidwapsak.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Sidwapsak on top of all buildings.