Gilhab is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, clever cat.

Gilhab created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gilhab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gilhab, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gilhab's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Gilhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt grasshopers.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about ants.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.