Flabwipbem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, slow ant.

Flabwipbem created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Flabwipbem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Flabwipbem, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flabwipbem's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Flabwipbem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Flabwipbem first in all things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. You must pray to Flabwipbem three times a day.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.