Habtifgeplatkimcusslin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring capybara.

Habtifgeplatkimcusslin created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habtifgeplatkimcusslin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Habtifgeplatkimcusslin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Habtifgeplatkimcusslin's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Habtifgeplatkimcusslin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Feed all hungry turtles.

5. You must love Habtifgeplatkimcusslin.